Do you ever feel like you're just a bunch of skills and jobs on a resume?

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  1. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    That's how I feel whenever I fill out a job application.
     
  2. Amaury Legendary Hero

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  3. The Fuk? Dead

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    yeah every day

    it's unbearable how skilled I am let me tell you
     
  4. Ghost King's Apprentice

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    My mom said I'm too young to have skills and jobs :|
     
  5. 61 No. B

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    yesterday i analyzed job applications and yeah thats p much true

    this is absolutely hilarious.
     
  6. Railos Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I honestly have no idea what to put in mine, since I'm not sure if I have any skills worth mentioning.
     
  7. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    On each resume I paste pictures of my life. Coupled with the scented, colored paper it is printed on and the musical card that plays hard core music every time it is opened, I feel that my personality comes through just fine.
     
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  10. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    I like how the post with a picture featuring Victor Garber was immediately followed by a post with a picture from Alias.
     
  11. Magick ~Meaner then my demons~

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    I like how there are other people out there who actually know about Alias.
     
  12. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    Ditto. It is all soft skills and work experience as a volunteer. I try to dress it up some, and at least I have a couple of IT certifications, but my experience thus far is that I'm lucky if I get a callback a month.
     
  13. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    ...are we more than that?