Do not

Ever drink expired alcohol. In no context is this a good idea. If you are in doubt just don't do it.

 

So did you do it?

 

Alcohol is icky

 

Hahahaha I got messed up last night probably doing this on accident.

 

You're icky. :D

 

Also don't try to microwave a metal fork.

Just in case you didn't know.

 

If you use metal utensils/bowls while mixing hair dye/bleach it can cause your hair to dissolve.

 

If someone has switched your toilet paper with sand paper, don't use it to wipe your ass.

 

Don't mix bleach and ammonia.

 

It is generally ill-advised to rub magnets on your hard drives.

 

Wow, my mind has just been blown by all these life-saving tips. Thanks, KHV.

 

...

Thor saying he's never going to drink alcohol. But then again, what we consider strong booze is probably like juice to him.

 

You're face is icky. :P(jk)

 

What do you think?

This sentence is the most frightening thing I have ever seen.

 

I found that out on tumblr, actually. I always knew to never mix in a metal bowl because of the instructions, but always wondered.