♪ Christian Bale is at your party,

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  1. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

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    he's alone... eating all your queso dip, talking on your phone.
    Uninvited, he just sorta walked into your home... "WHAT DON'T YOU F*CKING UNDERSTAND!?"

    Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece, she is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice.
    He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says, "WHAT DON'T YOU F*CKING UNDERSTAND!?"

    Now he's stabbing at your wife, "WHAT DON'T YOU F*CKING UNDERSTAND!?"
    With a carrot for a knife, "GIVE ME A F*CKING ANSWER!"
    Making fun of your kazzo, zzzz zzzz zzzz zzzz zzzz zzzz, "OH GOOD FOR YOU!"

    And now he's running naked through the crowd, everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly.
    Someone called the cops, and their coming up the block, "F*CK!"

    Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street, it's such a scene even Uncle Mervin has to tweet.
    Tase him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat, repeating, "WHAT DON'T YOU F*CKING-"
    They tackle him, cuff him, now he's under their command,
    But he's smiling, almost like he has the upperhand...

    A flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand, "WHAT DON'T YOU F*CKING UNDERSTAND!?"
     
  2. muff monkey Traverse Town Homebody

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    the only thing i don't understand is when did i become a lesbian and get a wife

    seriously though
    what in the world is this
     
  3. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Hm...

    A bit deranged, my friend... Wha exactly is this based on?
     
  4. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

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    You know the guy who made "Actual Cannibal Shia LeBeouf" [ or however you spell his last name ]?
    Well, I was exploring Tumblr when I came across an audio post saying that this song is made from the same guy who did Shia LeBeouf.
    So I listened to it, and for some reason, I really enjoyed it. Not because of the lyrics or anything, but because of the music.
    I listened to it over and over again, then decided to post the lyrics to it, which I've been doing other songs recently. c:
     
  5. Makaze† Banned

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    [video=youtube;A8oIDvCl6lA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oIDvCl6lA[/video]

    [video=youtube;PSO0lCO3TIg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSO0lCO3TIg[/video]

    The second one is infinitely better.
     
  6. Jube IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME ACTION

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  7. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Aah I remember the Shia LaBeouf song

    It was nice